Being able to grab a beer from anywhere is one of my better talents. Some people think I secrete them about my person, but it's simpler than that: I reach into mysterious other dimensions and steal them from there.
That's MY BEER you fucker! I put it there to keep it cool and away from "the kids". Mysterious other dimensions chill the beer far quicker than your average fridge.
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Being able to grab a beer from anywhere is one of my better talents. Some people think I secrete them about my person, but it's simpler than that: I reach into mysterious other dimensions and steal them from there.
That's MY BEER you fucker!
I put it there to keep it cool and away from "the kids".
Mysterious other dimensions chill the beer far quicker than your average fridge.