It seems like we have this same conversation every time he goes to the states. One pair of fake breasts and he's anyone's. They don't even have to be attached...
Ahhhh America, where Men are Men and Women are enhanced Men..
Yes folks I'm back out in sunny California once again, braving a flight that was mostly sketchy turbulence the entire way.
Oddly enough, I managed to use my time in a constructive way so we shouldn't miss any updates this time round - Oooo you lucky people.
Right, it begins once more. Sleepless nights, the mammoth sized meals and enough booze to drown Essex.
Oh yeah... Before the hate mail starts rolling in.. This strip is a complete work of fiction and has no relation to any real person alive or dead..
Just so you know ;)
The one shitty thing about Jet Lag and being awake at 4am is it gives you many many thinking hours and I'm the type of person who should be given no more than a 30 second gap for thunking. .
Effectively your body is still sleeping, the brain however is very active.
Now, I know where the wine stains came from. That was me passing out with a glass of Merlot.
The blood stains continue to be a mystery.
By "hate mail" Nick means love letters and where he says "work of fiction" he means "arousing and disturbing event he wishes to repeat". Just so you know.
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It seems like we have this same conversation every time he goes to the states. One pair of fake breasts and he's anyone's. They don't even have to be attached...
Ahhhh America, where Men are Men and Women are enhanced Men..
Yes folks I'm back out in sunny California once again, braving a flight that was mostly sketchy turbulence the entire way.
Oddly enough, I managed to use my time in a constructive way so we shouldn't miss any updates this time round - Oooo you lucky people.
Right, it begins once more. Sleepless nights, the mammoth sized meals and enough booze to drown Essex.
Oh yeah... Before the hate mail starts rolling in.. This strip is a complete work of fiction and has no relation to any real person alive or dead..
Just so you know ;)
The one shitty thing about Jet Lag and being awake at 4am is it gives you many many thinking hours and I'm the type of person who should be given no more than a 30 second gap for thunking. .
Effectively your body is still sleeping, the brain however is very active.
Now, I know where the wine stains came from. That was me passing out with a glass of Merlot.
The blood stains continue to be a mystery.
By "hate mail" Nick means love letters and where he says "work of fiction" he means "arousing and disturbing event he wishes to repeat". Just so you know.